Archive for the ‘Life’s Frustrations’ Category

Why Do They Do It?

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

It’s like the traditional spot the first cuckoo in spring competition but a lot more irritating — coming across the first ‘Book Early for Christmas’ outside a pub or restaurant.

Driving up to the Bucks County Show on Friday I spotted the first offending banner of the season hung outside the Horse and Jockey in Aylesbury. This was 26th August — fully four months before Boxing Day — that’s what I calculate to be a mere 131 days before the event itself.

I thought it was bad enough that I saw Trick or Treat pieces of junk on sale at John Lewis in Oxford Street on Monday — though that may be worse in some ways as those imported American Hallowe’en ‘customs’ are just a consumerist abomination — what’s wrong with Guy Fawkes night.

If I were a pub or restuarant owner I’d calculate that hanging prominent ‘reminders’ (does anyone need reminding about Christmas) outside the establishment before the August Bank Holiday is out would lose more customer by annoying people rather than generating bookings — surely only those organising large work celebrations book so early and they’d either have done it months beforehand, not in the middle of the school holidays.

Even though the likes of B&Q and Homebase seem to start hawking their Christmas decorations in September (to the extent they’ve usually sold out by December) I prefer to try and banish all thoughts of Christmas until after 5th November — despite being an unashamed enthusiast for all things seasonal.

Mind you, the weather last week, particularly the deluges on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday, were more fitting for November (the thermometer outside my house read 12C yesterday afternoon). Perhaps someone at the Horse and Jockey woke up, took a look out of the window and hung the banner out in panic that they’d overslept by three months?

The Road to China…

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

…would appear to be the A14, which runs from the intersection of the M1 and M6 through the lower East Midlands, past Cambridge, Newmarket, Bury St.Edmunds and Ipswich to its end point at Felixstowe Docks.

I came back from Suffolk along the A11 on Monday, which combines with the A14 for a few miles near Newmarket and I was amazed at the number of lorries carrying shipping containers going the opposite way — one about every fifteen seconds.

This traffic says a huge amount about the British economy as all these (presumably mostly empty) containers were heading back to the container port at Felixstowe, which handles 35% of the UK’s container traffic. Nowadays, almost all consumer goods seem to be imported, mainly from China — and essentially the A14 is a conduit for all these goods to be shipped into the country from the far east.  (A fascinating fact quoted by Wikipedia and also very apposite to the state of the country today is that much of the land that’s occupied by Felixstowe Docks belongs to Trinity College, Cambridge — so we have another instance of the old money of the elite profiting from the removal of livelihood of those further down in the social pecking order.)

I’ve always thought Argos epitomised the flooding of British households with dirt cheap, almost instantly disposable consumerist tat imported directly from China. Because they don’t need to use nice packaging your product is usually handed over in some grubby beige box with Chinese lettering and some barely understandable instructions in some strange variant of English. However, I didn’t realise quite how efficiently their operation works.

In 2007 Argos opened a warehouse (or what it calls a Direct Import centre) in Kettering (by the A14) which basically receives the containers from the docks at Felixstowe (or perhaps Immingham or Southampton) and pulls out the many smaller boxes from within and then loads them on to lorries to their regional distribution depots — which tend to be dotted around the motorways and trunk roads — predominantly in the Midlands as that’s where all the imports are channelled towards — flowing inwards to the depots and then radiating back out again to the stores. They handled 12,000 containers in 2007 — which is about 33 a day assuming 7 day a week operation. There’s a few big ones on the M1 (near Leicester and Milton Keynes) and there’s a huge one at Burton on Trent.

Argos has quite a useful website where you can check whether items are in stock at your local store and, if they aren’t, then search for stock at nearby branches. However, this facility isn’t quite as useful as it might seem because their stock control seems to be so centralised and ‘just-in-time’ that once an item disappears from one store then it’s often unavailable anywhere because the reason it’s not in stock at the first store is because there’s none left at the huge warehouses that serve more or less the whole country. If there’s been an unexpected rush on any stock then the replenishments are likely to be in a container going through the Indian ocean or, just as likely, it’s gone forever as the factory in China will now be making something else.

This is unlike the things we still produce in this country — food perhaps — where the supply lines are short enough to mean the producers can respond to demand.

The new Argos catalogue came out this week — a massive doorstep of a thing. It covers the period up until Christmas so shows the lead time involved. The catalogue will need to have been sent to the printers a couple of months ago so all the merchandising and pricing decisions will need to have been made several months ago…and the buying before that. The stuff will need to have been designed before that. It’s quite likely there’s at least a year’s lead time on a lot of the products before the catalogue goes on sale.

Of course there’s then a massive risk that these products — once manufactured won’t sell in the quantities that are required. That’s why global capital tends to associate a lot of the riskier stuff, like faddy toys, with huge marketing events — like films aimed at children.

Argos, because of their catalogue, are only an extreme example of this process of feeding global capital — big companies like Tesco and, perhaps, even those nice people at John Lewis are all rolling their containers along the A14, disguised anonymously with names like Hapag or China Shipping — but they’re still full of junk that they’ve decided we’re going to buy and their marketing departments will succeed in brainwashing us to comply.

The Least Worst Option?

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

An outbreak of reality seems to have broken out during today among Lib Dem MPs although, according to Laura Kuenssberg’s tweets and the Sky ticker, it took Ed Balls to treat their negotiators with contempt for them to realise that Labour were more interested in wrecking a coalition rather than creating the impossible ‘rainbow’ or ‘progressive’ coalition that an inherently unstable combination of naive Lib Dem MPs and ennobled fixers like Adonis and Mandelson ever thought might be feasible.

So in the end Clegg miscalculated and gave an impression of weakness and vacillation in his leadership that will probably undermine his power in any coalition. As this blog said this morning ‘they fail[ed] to appreciate the startling concessions on PR that they have already extracted from both main parties’ — although, in reality, Labour was cynical enough to string the Lib Dems along on their pet policy of PR while blocking on the economy and other issues, which must have been a position designed to inflict most pain on their negotiating team.

I still maintained this morning that ‘it’s potentially as likely as not that Clegg will form a coalition with the Tories as Labour but the point is still valid that he is a weak leader who has failed to take his party with him — there would certainly be dissent from both Lib Dems and far-right Tories to such a coalition.’ Ironically, such dissent is probably going to be less now after such a farcical day than might have happened previously.

The Liberals must feel like fools, having paraded proponents of the ludicrous coalition with Labour on the news channels all morning — and there were plenty of them. Only when treated with contempt by Labour did they stare reality in the face and realise, in retrospect, that initially their negotiators had rattled the Tories into giving up more than they probably actually needed to.

While Gordon Brown’s exit was choreographed to be dignified, it would have had far more integrity had he announced his intention to stand down on Friday. In the end this is probably the least worst option — some of the Tories more recklessly capitalistic ideas being moderated by the Lib Dems — and Cameron came out of the whole shambles as more statesmanlike than one might have anticipated and genuinely prepared to put national matters before party interest, which is something today’s spurious negotiations by the Labour Party showed their senior figures could not be trusted to do.

I don’t have any illusions that this will be a government that’s going to be popular — and friends have pointed out already that their austerity will hurt everyone personally. However, Labour were going to have to do that anyway and would probably have allocated the cuts in a more partisan way — at least a coalition will be less able to indulge in the poison spin of the likes of Mandelson and Campbell, who everyone should be glad to see put back in their boxes.

Let Clegg the Weak Leader Destroy His Contemptible Party in the Losers’ Coalition

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

What doesn’t seem to be mentioned in most analysis of this disastrous election aftermath is that the current mess is related to Nick Clegg not being in control of his party. You don’t have to read very carefully between the lines to realise that Clegg and his negotiating team put together a deal and it was rejected by the Lib Dem parliamentary party.

It’s obvious that for all Clegg’s high-blown talk of putting the country’s interests first, his MPs are a bunch of self-serving, deluded opportunists who are such a disgrace to democracy that they fail to appreciate the startling concessions on PR that they have already extracted from both main parties. Their dogmatism makes even Gordon Brown look a model of enlightened flexibility. They should have made it clear before the election that, in the case of a hung parliament, the likes of Paddy Ashdown would go round spreading poison designed to sabotage any deal with the Tories. Had they been honest about being so willing to enter a coalition with Labour even in the face of such dubious parliamentary arithmetic then they would surely never have won seats in places like Burnley — or Redcar where disgust at Labour’s lack of action in preserving local steel manufacturing jobs saw a massive swing to the Lib Dems.

It can now be seen that Clegg positioning himself as the new, honest face of politics was a cynical joke. In retrospect it seems obvious that he can’t deliver the support of his own party for one of the options he refused to rule out and, as the extract from my blog post two days before the election shows, he was absolutely disingenuous by implying he could deliver an agreement either way (or, as he implied, to the party with most seats and a larger share of the vote) .   What Charlie said two days before the election:

Charlie Mackle just had two tweets featured on the listener reaction page to Jeremy Vine’s interview this lunchtime with Nick Clegg: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/jeremy-vine/election-debates-2010/liberal-democrats/ (one is at 1203, the other at 1242).

Both are about Clegg’s failure to spell out what he would do in the event of a hung parliament…I think he’s making a huge rod for his back by effectively deceiving some people into voting for him…One thing that the Liberal Democrats trade on is that they tend to be all things to all people — and even more so this election…campaigning in some seats as the anti-Tory party and in others as the anti-Labour party depending on the incumbents…If Clegg does not explicitly say which party he’d support in a hung parliament then his only plausible course of action would be to support the party with the largest number of seats — that’s the only real democratic outcome…Virtually any scenario is such a complete mess that it makes the case for electoral reform where the parties would have to be far more explicit about working with opposing parties once elected.

I still think it’s potentially as likely as not that Clegg will form a coalition with the Tories as Labour but the point is still valid that he is a weak leader who has failed to take his party with him — there would certainly be dissent from both Lib Dems and far-right Tories to such a coalition. However, the reasonably comfortable majority they would achieve would mean this was tolerable. Clegg is having to balance splitting his party against acting in the national interest. Cynical, tribal politicians like Brown would have no trouble deciding which way they would move but Clegg put himself on a moral pedestal which would make him look a supreme hypocrite if he put party over the needs of a stable government.

If the Tories were acting out of pure self-interest in the long-term they ought not to regret their actions if the Liberal Democrats and Labour put together this desperate coalition. After all, whoever is in government is going to have to impose some monumentally unpopular decisions or risk the country being trashed by the markets Greek style. It would be more justified if Labour carried the consequences for its own ineptitude and the Lid Dems suffered for their contempt of the electorate’s decision. When the ramshackle coalition collapsed then the Tories would likely obliterate both of these unprincipled parties — and rightly so. The problem is that we’d all suffer economically in the fall out.

I don’t particularly welcome the prospect of a Tory minority government or Tory-Lib Dem coalition either BUT any other outcome is so violently contrary to a sense of democracy and natural justice.

And it wouldn’t help the Labour party in the long term as the likes of David Blunkett have argued (Lib Dems ‘acting like every harlot in history’). I really don’t understand what motivates them apart from the naked desire for power for its own sake and the privilege and patronage that filters down to the activist and crony levels. That may explain the deeply depressing, anti-democratic attitude of Labour and Liberal activists whose tweets and comments on phone-ins seem to revel in glee that they think this gives them an opportunity to show the electorate they were wrong. I heard one on Radio Five last night. To the question, ‘didn’t Labour lose the largest number of seats since 1931 and get the lowest share of the vote since 1983) the activist said ‘Yes. But look at the NHS and how much money they’ve spent on that — and made it better as well.’

The point about a progressive coalition that consists of anti-Tory votes is risible and contemptible — fair enough if all those parties had stood at the election on a ‘progressive coalition ticket’ BUT THEY DIDN’T.

I’m encouraged that Caroline Lucas has indicated she wouldn’t sign up to a coalition and would support other parties’ policies on a case-by-case basis. I would have voted Green in my constituency had they fielded a candidate but would be exceptionally disappointed if she ended up being the one MP who perpetuated this financially and morally bankrupt regime.

Anti-Democratic, Contemptuous, Opportunist, Self-Serving, Hypocritical, Myopic, Anal-Retentive, Self-Obsessed, Deluded Scum

Monday, May 10th, 2010

I thought about posting a blog about the machinations in Westminster by the defeated coalition of losers but I thought better of it as it might risk blowing my blood pressure if I said what I really thought.

‘Be Careful What You Wish For…

Friday, May 7th, 2010

…or you just might get it’ could be applied to Nick Clegg and anyone who voted for him out of an anti- motive rather than any love of the Lib Dems.

At the time of writing (12.45pm) the Tories have 294 seats, Labour 252, Lib Dem 52 and The Others 27, including the admirable Caroline Lucas’s win for the Greens in Brighton. This means that a joint Labour-Lib Dem coalition is still 22 short of a majority and is only 10 ahead of the Tories as a whole (with 25 mostly large rural seats yet to declare).

This means Clegg can only deliver a majority to the Tories. It’s fairly likely that any Labour-Lib Dem deal would need to get the support of some of the smaller parties. They might be able to get some support from the Greens on an ad hoc basis but they’d still have to go to the self-interest of the nationalists.

Should Cameron and Clegg come to some agreement then this would be undoubtedly the most stable outcome — even allowing for some dissent within both parties. A joint Tory-Lib Dem cabinet might also have the happy result of perhaps sidelining a liability like George Osborne and replacing him with Vince Cable.

Yet Clegg and Cameron will probably engage in some brinksmanship. The Tories will be extremely reluctant to endorse proportional representation — but Clegg should probably treat his new putative best friends Milliband, Balls, Harman and Brown’s sudden conversion to the cause with the contempt and suspicion it deserves. He’d be a fool unworthy of holding the balance of power if he trusted politicians whose main motivation seems to be to stab their leader in the back in order to succeed him. The Tories will reject the more leftish policies that Clegg stood on — quite a lot of them, such as the immigration amnesty and Trident.

I guess Cameron will reject most of Clegg’s demands and he could justify this by the poor showing overall for the Lib Dems, which seeing as Clegg was apparently still popular must have been influenced by their policies. He will probably see if Clegg has the nerve to make the so-called ‘coalition of the defeated’ with Brown.

This might please many of Clegg’s casual and tactical supporters but would be an insult to his party activists and loyal voters — who must already be demoralised, having fought against Labour and, in most cases, have not succeeded in removing many Labour MPs themselves. Brown is also likely to have to make disproportionate concessions to the nationalists as the Lib Dem support seems unlikely to produce a majority in itself. It would also be political suicide if there was an election in the near future as those who voted tactically anti-Tory would probably return to Labour if they had been seen to be able to not lose this election.

If Cameron was quite cynical, he’d probably not be too disappointed to rebuff Clegg and see what kind of ramshackle coalition Brown (or those who seek to dispose of him in his own party) could put together. Remember this government is going to have to finally face up to dire economic reality and institute massive public spending cuts as well as raise taxes. The Tories might think it cuter to let Brown face his own music and bank on his Commons arithmetic falling to pieces (think of the rebels on the Labour benches if the hatchet is taken to public spending) and expect there to be another election within a year or two.

Of course, Clegg may also take the same view and realise that it would be electoral suicide for the Lib Dems to prop up an inevitably unpopular government — perhaps getting proportional representation would then be their only chance of avoiding obliteration.

Overall, Cameron’s best strategy is probably to offer Clegg very little and try and call his bluff into propping up Brown. If the Lib Dems either have to support him or be complicit in helping Brown try and dig himself out of his huge hole — either propping up someone who’s currently pulled in 29% of the popular vote or replacing him with someone too gutless to have tried to replace him before the election.

This is all in the context of Cameron’s undoubtedly disastrous campaign — sabotaged last year by Osborne’s ‘Age of Austerity’ and more recently by his baffling ‘Big Society’. Brown got away with outrageously negative campaigning — effectively ‘vote for us or you’re more likely to die of cancer’ — and he was the incumbent of thirteen years. Cameron was stiff, aloof and complacent and hardly tested the massive own goal presented by Brown’s and New Labour’s monumental incompetence.

If this posting is marginally less lucid and more discursive than normal it’s because I watched the 11.5 hour BBC coverage of the election night non-stop with Sky and ITV streamed on laptops and making frequent reference to the BBC website (which seemed to lack information in favour of clever animations) and, more frequently, to the Guardian’s web pages on each constituency.

The Clegg Factor

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Charlie Mackle just had two tweets featured on the listener reaction page to Jeremy Vine’s interview this lunchtime with Nick Clegg: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/jeremy-vine/election-debates-2010/liberal-democrats/ (one is at 1203, the other at 1242).

Both are about Clegg’s failure to spell out what he would do in the event of a hung parliament. In some ways I can understand why he doesn’t want to properly answer the question — he can’t presume he’ll be in that position and he doesn’t know yet exactly how much power he’ll be able to wield or which of the two main parties will be the largest. However, I think he’s making a huge rod for his back by effectively deceiving some people into voting for him.

The potential dilemma he finds himself in makes quite a good case for the electoral reform that he’s arguing for, although, paradoxically this might weaken his potential power after Thursday.

One thing that the Liberal Democrats trade on is that they tend to be all things to all people — and even more so this election. They like to position themselves as the centre party and, in some respects, such as economic policy under Vince Cable, this is probably true. However, many of their other policies are well to the left of Brown’s labour party (e.g. immigration, Trident, Iraq). The fact that the Guardian has transferred its support to Clegg bears out that they are now the party that reflects the views best of the metropolitan, intellectual liberal left. Quite where this leaves Brown, whose policies seem to ignore the interests of his core working-class urban voters (like Gillian Duffy) is an interesting question — whose interests does he represent? The bankers, perhaps?

Yet the Liberal Democrats are campaigning in some seats as the anti-Tory party and in others as the anti-Labour party depending on the incumbents. This might be plausible if they really were a party with views equidistant from the other two but they’re not. Standing as the anti-Tories is, perhaps, less problematic although many centre-leaning voters might feel that their policies on Trident might be too far to the left. Presenting themselves as anti-Labour is, however, very disingenuous.

Many on the left, including it seems desperate ministers like Ed Balls and Tessa Jowell, plus Peter Hain, seem to believe that their best outcome is a scenario where a second-placed (in seats) Labour Party is propped up by Nick Clegg but I fail to see how this can ever be a justifiable scenario for the following reasons:

  1. Under this scenario the Labour party will have won a very small percentage of the popular vote: the overwhelming majority of voters will have voted against Brown continuing.
  2. If the Labour Party was to do what Clegg has hinted he’d demand and nominate a new leader, perhaps as Johnson or Harman hope, then the country would end up with a Prime Minister who hadn’t fought a general election for the second time in succession and only days after an election: completely ludicrous.
  3. Clegg might want to lead a Labour-Liberal Democrat coalition. This might please those who like his shiny Blairisms but would he insist on electoral reform, non-replacement of Trident and so on — major policy changes that would have been endorsed by a small percentage of the electorate. It would also be ridiculous to have a Prime Minister from a much smaller party justified on the basis that he looked good on TV (but perhaps quite appropriate for our X-Factor politics).

The only way that Clegg could go into a coalition with Labour is to support Brown — none of the other options are remotely feasible. That would be a nightmare even for those on the left as it would perpetuate their biggest electoral liability and keeping in Brown would damage the Liberal Democrats who supposedly campaigned for a ‘new politics’.

Many on the left seem to think a Lib Dem-Labour coalition might be justified by arguing that over 50% of the electorate would have voted for the two parties and not the Tories. This is an incredibly flimsy stance as it could equally be argued that more voters had voted against Labour — probably over 60%.

If Clegg does not explicitly say which party he’d support in a hung parliament then his only plausible course of action would be to support the party with the largest number of seats — that’s the only real democratic outcome. This may be a problem if Labour had the largest number of seats but not the largest aggregate vote but this looks unlikely. It also risks alienating anyone who votes Lib Dem from a left perspective.

Virtually any scenario is such a complete mess that it makes the case for electoral reform where the parties would have to be far more explicit about working with opposing parties once elected.

Trouble In Rochdale

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

As someone brought up in the borough of Rochdale, I never thought I’d see a Times headline like this.

The Times 29th April 2009

The incident with Gillian Duffy, who’s so typical of a Rochdale woman of that age it’s untrue, bears out the comments made in this blog about Brown’s personality (‘Vote Dalek‘): ‘Brown’s big weakness [is] that he has the arrogance to think that he knows better than anyone else about how they and others should live their lives but he also fatally compounds that arrogance by not having… the humility to realise that he’s often (usually?) wrong… he’s an anointed Prime Minister whose bullying supporters prevented even a leadership contest in the Labour party.’

Brown’s lack of self-knowledge and the thin skin that has led him to avoid criticism and opposition was shown in his misunderstanding of how his conversation went with Mrs Duffy. He came over ok — she raised lots of issues and he was (for him) reasonably charming and patient. If anything, it helped him — he looked more genuine than either Cameron or Clegg.

His comments afterwards were, therefore, quite stunning. He obviously didn’t enjoy even this mild confrontation and firstly looked for someone to blame (his tone of voice on ‘who’s idea was that?‘ was frighteningly menacing) and then insulting any perceived opponent with knee-jerk insults. In the politically correct circles where Brown has cultivated his cronies and in which his spin doctors move to insinuate that someone might possibly be racist (even if they’re not) is the trump card that shuts down all other argument. It’s reminiscent of remarks that I think were attributed to Clive Solely years ago (though I can’t track them down) along the lines of old people’s views should be dismissed on the grounds that many of them might be racists. In fact, it’s quite a prized debating skill to try to twist and misrepresent an opponent’s views to try and then brand them as racist — something the likes of Mandelson like to do. This sort of sophistry is exactly what fuels the disconnection between the political classes (and liberal broadsheet readers) and the mass of voters — and this incident has turned the spotlight on it.

The immigration issue is a sideshow. She hardly mentioned it and it wasn’t in a racist context — Brown’s ‘British jobs for British people’ panders to a more xenophobic agenda. What Brown’s dismissive insult of ‘bigot’ showed was the Labour party’s apparent contempt for its ancestral core vote — the working class (it’s somewhat fatuous to label them ‘white’ as historically they couldn’t be anything else). Brown should listen to those like John Cruddas in his party who warn that the perceived disenfranchisement of the working class risks stoking support for far right parties.

Gutless ministers like Jack Straw, David Milliband and Alan Johnson now deserve to reap the consequences of supporting such a spectacularly flawed politician as Brown purely out of personal ambition. Mandelson must also now realise his support of Brown has been political suicide. What a shame. The image of the 66 year old everywoman so totally humiliating the prime minister is such an apt epitaph for New Labour and its self-interested tolerance of sleaze. It’s so apt rather proud that someone so unassuming from a place Rochdale dealt this blow and it make me rather proud of where I come from.

Vote Bercow or Vote Loony

Monday, April 26th, 2010

We don’t get the serious parties standing against the speaker so no chance to vote Labour, Lib Dem or (it seems) Green. The Greens would probably have got my vote if they were standing, not because I agree with their detailed policies (many of which are completely naive) but because I’m in broad agreement with their principles and it would be an excellent protest vote.

So the remaining candidates all seem to be nutters — I include UKIP and the BNP. They are:

Colin Dale       Monster Raving Loony Party

Nigel Farage    UK Independence Party

David Hews    Christian Party

Geoff Howard            Independent

Debbie Martin             Independent

Lynne Mozar   British National Party

Patrick Phillips            Independent

John Stevens   Buckinghamshire Campaign for Democracy, The

Simon Strutt    Cut The Deficit Party

Anthony Watts           Independent

I ought to find a bit more about the independents, I suppose, and I don’t have anything particularly against the Christian party. However, I think I may as well go the whole hog and vote for the most obviously mad of the parties — the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. I may never get the chance again. On the one hand I don’t have anything really against Bercow (I met him once and he was a very good impressionist) and I really want to stop Farage but I think voting Loony might be the most apt protest vote of the lot.

Bloatware

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

I’ve got a vintage 2003 Dell desktop computer that is used to drive the HP printer (with its appalling software) and it also runs a wi-fi network. It’s not used too often for much else but it should be a perfectly decent machine for what it’s asked to do (occasional word processing, web surfing and so on).

It came with 512K memory, which has generally been fine up until the last year or so when the combination of ever-more intrusive McAfee anti-virus software and the general bloating of almost all web-sites to include AJAX type interactions has virtually killed it. (Why does the National Rail site need to second guess your train station and retrieve lists of all stations beginning with L from its server while you type?) It seems the McAfee software has embedded itself into IE and filters every web transaction, which I didn’t want it to do but can’t be bothered to find out how to turn off.

I’ve been looking at the Task Manager and seen that with IE running the virtual page file usage was almost constantly at about 800k, more than the physical memory, so it was basically killing the pc. It would take five minutes to start IE and if a virus download or scan was taking place then the computer would completely stop (McAfee giving their software total priority over everything else).

Eventually I got round to the simple solution, I bought 1GB of memory for about £25 and opened up the computer and added it into a spare memory slot. (It needed a surprising amount of pressure to do this and I was scared of smashing it. First time round I hadn’t pushed the new or old memory in hard enough and I started the computer with no working memory — it just beeped a lot.)

Once installed, it was like having a new machine. The tripling of the memory allows the internet bloatware, and the virus and HP printer crap software and the rest of the 7 years of crap on there to hog what they did before but I now have about 1GB of virtual memory to get the computer to do what I want it to.

It’s a lesson typical of the IT industry. No-one has a choice as to whether the web site they use will download a few K of data once in a while or set up a constant dialogue between server and web browser of Megabytes of unnecessary data. Geek nerds would see it as ‘innovation’ but really it’s just global capital’s old friend — built in obsolescence.

Also, it shows that a lot of computer processing is just an absolute waste: memory and CPUs in particular are quite power hungry and if you add up the MIPS burnt in both the server farms and in desktop pc’s (laptops are a bit more efficient) for processing absolute crap it’s frankly scandalous.

Sky Debate

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

I’m feeling a bit annoyed that I wasted a night watching the debate and its analysis as it really told us very little.

Most people seem to view it through a lens distorted to fit their existing preconceptions — which, in reality, is no bad thing because 90 minutes of spin and rehearsed soundbites is a terrible way to discuss and present policies. The only thing the debate shows is the presentation skill and, to a lesser extent, the personalities of the leaders.

On that basis, I take a counter-intuitive view and think that Clegg would be a disaster, precisely because he performed better in the debates. Anyone from the left who complains about how Blair sold out socialism and led us into wars they disagreed with should steer well clear of Clegg. His style is so modelled on Blair it’s untrue and if you’ve been fooled once before by a spin merchant who says the right soundbites in an election then you shouldn’t be deceived again. This isn’t to say that the Liberal Democrats have necessarily bad policies but that they are currently not competing on policy — just the shininess of Clegg.

Despite looking like some pompous clown mannequin from a horror film, Brown impressed me with his attacks on Clegg. His whole strategy for re-election is risible and nonsensical. ‘I got you into this mess now let me get you out of it.’ However, you know what you’re going to get.

Cameron was better but still worrying. He was good at attacking Brown over the scaremongering leaflets but still seems to believe the focus group rubbish about voters not liking confrontation. Look at the most popular politicians we’ve had in the last 30 years — all conviction politicians, particularly Thatcher and Blair. People want someone who will stand up and fight for them. Brown’s popularity has principally been salvaged by his stubborn determination to fight on. Cameron is still like some fop who’s been brought up to think that if anything goes wrong then pater will be able to salvage things with his chequebook.

Camerong

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

My initial reaction to the party leaders’ debate last week was that Brown was slightly better than expected, Cameron poorer and Clegg seemed to be rather unjustifiably pleased with himself. Seems I was more critical of Clegg than the media reports most of the public have been.

The Clegg bandwagon is clearly ludicrous: he’s in a position, unlike the other two, of never really being held accountable for what he says. He’s blandness personified, which if often an appealing attribute as it lets other people project their thoughts and values on to him.

However, as mentioned in a previous post, Cameron deserves something more severe than the sentence for treason if he fails to dislodge the unelected Gordon Brown. What does it need to unsettle this government — yesterday had inflation looking as if it might get out of control and today with the announcement of an approximately 2.5m unemployed figure. This government provides so many open goals it’s untrue — the airspace fiasco is just the latest in a string of incompetencies.

What seems to be clear is that the Tory campaign is in trouble — all down to the debate. I can say what I like about Gordon Brown but I’ll have to admit he has tenacity and a weird determination to cling on. The problem with Cameron is that he needs to look like he has some passion to do the job but instead he’s been acting as if he’s waiting to be carried into 10 Downing Street on a donkey. I’m hoping, just for the sake of the election, that he shows a bit of spark in the next debate.

There’s something quite disengenuous about the popular presentation of Cameron, not really helped by his demeanour and his amazingly stupid decision to stuff his cabinet with so many other old Etonians, like George Liability Osborne. In many ways Cameron is just an honest manifestation of what we already have — that the country is dominated by a wealthy elite educated at the top public schools. At least he’s not a fraud trying to cover up his priveleged past. Look at how Clegg and Harman (both Westminster), Blair (Fettes), Balls (Nottingham), Darling (somewhere in Scotland) and so on try not to draw attention to their expensive educations. In fact the contempt that the media tries to generate for Cameron is probably a result of some inter-public school inverse snobbery.

Yet Cameron has the air of someone who seems to think he’s been born to lord it over the non-Etonians and that if he happens to fail in removing Brown then it’s not much of a big deal — he’s not going to be struggling to pay the mortgage. That’s not something that could be said of the last two Conservative prime ministers.

Vote Dalek

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

The new Radio Times has a cover saying ‘Vote Dalek’. In my constituency I would quite welcome the choice. As boundary changes have illogically lumped us into John Bercow’s Buckingham seat then we really have a choice of lunatic candidates as it is (none of the three main parties stands by convention). Even though Farage has decided to visit all the pubs in the constituency, his crazy party has no chance of my vote.

Vote Dalek

Radio Times -- Vote Dalek

I was hoping I’d get the opportunity to vote Green — which would be a definite choice given the absence of other candidates and I could well want to vote for them anyway.

The Tories are confusing me somewhat with their society of volunteers. I think I know what they’re trying to aim at — the suspicion that the incompetent agencies of the state are uselessly interfering with aspects of community life, such as the ridiculous vetting of anyone who has cause to even look at a child in a voluntary work capacity. There are so many illogicalities to this sort of checking it’s amazing that anyone has the nerve to justify it (such as it only applies to criminals who’ve already been caught, that most abuse happens in families anyway, that such people are usually devious enough to disguise identities and so on). Yet the totalitarian tendency, epitomised by the likes of Harriet Harman, jump up to defend expensive and incompetently thought out schemes that destroy huge amounts of benefit for very little benefit. I also think the incompetence is inherent in his administration because he’s now surrounded by the cronies he used to undermine Blair for ten years and, to do that, they are not constructive people.

This sums up Brown’s big weakness — that he has the arrogance to think that he knows better than anyone else about how they and others should live their lives but he also fatally compounds that arrogance by not having the self-knowledge or humility to realise that he’s often (usually?) wrong and that his administration is far too incompetent to deliver what Brown thinks is good for us.

I Increased The gap Between Rich and Poor

Tory Poster -- Rich and Poor

The Tories seem to hit the nail on the head with their election posters that mock Brown’s record on this (and also hit another weak spot — his total lack of humour). I’m not so keen on the picture that they’ve used, which seems to exaggerate his physical appearance, but the messages are absolutely right.

Vote for Me -- I Took Billions from Pensions

Tory Pensions Poster

His record is poor and he’s trying to campaign on it. Also ‘Vote For Me’ is ironic because no-one apart from his constituents has voted for him for anything. He’s an anointed Prime Minister whose bullying supporters prevented even a leadership contest in the Labour party.

One point the Tories have made that’s worth noting on this blog is that they have hit a lot of CAMRA’s hot buttons in their manifesto – bans on loss-leading supermarket alcohol sales and the intriguing right for communities to buy pubs.

I don’t see any promotion of this by CAMRA, though, which is odd seeing as the government’s proposals that came after 13 years of inaction and about two weeks before an election were given a lot of publicity.

Strangest Places to Camp?

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

I thought this was quite funny. Often shops pitch tents up in pseudo-idealistic scenes but I was quite surprised to see where they’d put this example in B&Q.

B&Q Tent

B&Q Tent

I thought it quite amusing to imagine there was some sort of squatter living on the tops of their shelves. Even without this anarchic interpretation I was quite puzzled as to why they’d pitch the tent there where most customers wouldn’t see it –the photo was taken from the recently-added mezzanine level which has the show bathrooms and kitchens.

Election

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Generally, I take a view about the impending election to be pretty consistent with that of the Economist– that Labour deserves to lose the election but the Tories haven’t done enough to win it.

On balance this really should be an argument for change but the perverted, risk-averse, ‘better the devil you know’ side of human nature may swing it unfairly in Labour’s favour.