Easy in Brown’s Britain:
- Grovel to the judge like a dog
- Wear a a ‘smart grey suit, pink shirt and a blue-and-red striped military style tie’
- Come from a middle-class town like Macclesfield where mater and pater are likely to be rather rich enough to employ a decent defence lawyer for you
- Most importantly, blame everyone else but yourself especially ‘a culture of drinking too much’
The scumbag who urinated on the war memorial and wreaths could get himself a new career of advising other middle-class oiks from priveleged backgrounds about how easy it is to avoid taking personal responsibility for one’s actions.
He should have been locked up anyway for wearing ridiculously low-waisted jeans with shocking pink underwear protuding underneath — a mark of a complete and utter ‘merchant banker’ in any case. See the picture on the Sky site.